reshipped:

bae: come over i feel like trying something new

me: i can’t i’m stuck on a busy train

bae: my parents aren’t home

me:

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collegiate-confession:

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desertlady:

Aren’t people who get married embarrassed at their wedding? I would be so embarrassed at everyone looking at me and listening to me talk about how much I love the other person. I’m gonna turn to them and say why don’t you all mind your own business

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